Haule Haule hogaye bore!!!

“Yippee! It’s Friday”. It’s the day a new release hits the box office. And I, being the biggest bollywood fan, wait for this day eagerly. Such was the enthusiasm this Friday when Rab ne… was supposed to release. Even though I am not a fan of Shah Rukh and would prefer Akshay Khannas’ movie to his, for some reason I was waiting to watch this movie (probably because of Shiamaks’ choreography). When I bought the tickets, spending as much as I could have bought 5 DVDs of F.R.I.E.N.D.S., I thought to myself that it better be worth it. But no, it wasn’t. It sucked.

It was boring as hell, sad to the core and so tedious that it wanted me to put my finger through my eye into my brain and churn it around. It was the story of a duo who for some reason gets wedded. It is a totally mismatched couple where Shah Rukh is an uninteresting chap who doesn’t converse much, he talk only to his tiffin, oils his hair, drives scooter and on the other hand Anushkha is a very bubbly and a chirpy person who loves to dance. So as a result she gets bored living with this guy and so does the audience. That’s the reason she enrolls for a dance competition where again she is paired up with Shah Rukh who has done a makeover and looks even more terrible. Throughout the movie you can’t help but notice his giant nose which has covered almost entire face of his. Now, this new Shah Rukh learns to dance to impress his wife (who hasn’t noticed that both the guys are same yet). Is she that blind? She is squint though. Only if you shave off your mustache, wear gaudy tee shirts, flashy glears and gell up your hair, is it possible that the person whom you are living with doesn't recognize you? With his brainless and dumb witted acts, he is even more irritating now but somehow manages to win Anushkhas’ heart. Movie is going well, till he realizes that his wife is falling in love with a total stranger (new Shahrukh) and is totally shattered when she confesses to the new shahrukh that she is unhappy with her married life and wants to run away with him. That is when this MCP decides to wait and see what step does she take next…. I am too bored to even complete the rest of the story. All in all, A Crappy Movie….

The only thing worth watching in the movie was the Dance and Music. The new comer is also quite stunning (even though she looks very ordinary and cant see straight). Shah Ruhk is old and ugly with wrinkles running from one end to the other and the huge, gigantic nose of his. He should probably retire from the industry now or start taking up more fatherly roles.

Those who haven’t seen the movie, please watch it in a cheap theatre or even better wait for some time till they start telecasting it on TV (which shouldn’t take long) and save up your money for Gajhini.