Heroes

News papers are full of news about a change required in the security forces, about more rigorous training campaign for our troops, about more sophisticated weapons, and more of non corrupt and strong men to fight the bad ones and protect us. Also, while the entire world is busy debating upon how to give it back to the terrorists, media still finds time to gossip about bollywood. Who broke up with whom, who called whom fat and was called ugly in return, who is the sexiest dad of bollywood, who needs a haircut……

I wonder if Bollywood and our security forces could be linked together. Actors like Rajnikanth, Sunny Deol, Suneil Shetty, Hritik Roshan, Kamal Hassan, and Anil Kapoor should be asked to join the forces and be sent to fight wars. Just a handful of them will surely win us victory. Of course they can do it. They can fly from building to building without breaking pin drop silence, they can push 100s of people all together with their hands, they can pluck huge trees and throw it like how we throw ice balls, each one of them have an aim that could put Arjuna (from Mahabharat) to shame, they can be invisible and trace the terrorists without any hassle, especially people like Rajnikanth and Kamal Hassan who master the art of ejecting a bullet out of their body (which was shot at them) in such a way that it pierces the shooter itself. They also practice the art called “somersaultasana” i.e. they can be in air and keep rolling with feet over head and back (somersault) till all the bullets in AK-47 are exhausted and so fast that it’s difficult to trace since they travel faster than their own shadows.

We don’t need huge Army, we don’t need police or any other security force, we don’t need to spend so much on the weapons for our country, actually we don’t even need nuclear bombs, we don’t need to be scared of a few gunmen, when our heroes are there to protect us.