Sunday, September 12, 2010

My First Love

I was in class 4 when I fell in love with him. He was dashing, sensitive, and stylish to the core. I would fall weak in my knees every time I saw him. But my enthusiasm was crushed in school when I realized every girl from the age group of 10 to 50 was in love with him too. But I knew deep Deep DEEP inside my heart that he was thinking only of me when he sang “pehla pehla pyaar hai”. Salman Khan has managed to capture my heart and soul ever since then. So much so, I declared to my dad that I would marry only him. I also realized the huge age difference, but not like I wanted to marry him then, I would wait till I grow as old as him :).

They say “with time love ages”. It’s been 16 years since then. Both of us have seen our share of ups and downs in life. The media somehow could never get enough of him in these 16 years. He always made headlines for wrong reasons. Such a shame, for he is one Bollywood actor who indulged in social causes. Population control for example. However, my love for him just seems to ooze out with even higher frequency, every time I watch his new release.

Dabangg, is being compared with 3 Idiots and has already given a competition to the much awaited ‘Robot’ of Rajnikanth. I am so proud of him that I fear my chest will inflate ripping off my shirt just like in the last scene of the movie. Watch out all other Khans of the industry, for this Khan doesn’t even need to unbutton his shirt. Some may wonder what is it about him that makes the public go wild? I suggest watch Dabangg, for this movie is not about the story or music or starcast. It’s about Salman Khan and Salman Khan and even more Salman Khan.

I ask, which other actor can make success of a movie by just his mere presence and his charisma? And all those intellectual geeks who look for a smart script and “Inception” like story, this movie is not meant for you. This is not meant to make sense. It’s only meant to entertain, which it does in overdoses. This is a typical Bollywood movie meant for a typical bollywood fan like me.

After being a certified Bollywood fan for all my life, having attended a few award functions and standing outside Salman’s balcony on Wednesdays to get a glimpse of him in a crowd not less than seen in Dadar station, it is official that Salman has the most fan following that anyone could ever manage.

A short message for Salman: I am eligible to marry you now. (Hurry, this offer valid for another 3 months only)

5 comments:

Madan Chander said...

Aaahhhhh...
Salman Khan Over dose !!
Lolz... I would love to see / hear abt ur fiance's reaction...

ashish@greatwhitenorth said...

She makes a specific reference to the 'Inception' types in here because I am one of them! :) Plus she knows that I'd be one of the last guys who'd pursue Salman Khan that madly (although the movie seems to be great and doing really well). So here's my shout to Salman Khan......"She's still available and most interested in you!....So take the offer before she goes off shelf!!!" :) .... As for me, I think I'll settle for Angelina or someone if abandoned.....

provoqd said...

Well when u say, u went weak in the knees, i guess it must have been due to severe heat we were subjected to during assembly times. Remember when all the kids used to collapse like a pack of cards....:)

provoqd said...

As for the public going wild, well i guess there's a theory behind it. There was this film called Perfume, wherein he used a scent to mesmerize a whole town. I guess Sallu bhai has laid hands on such a potion, which he sprinkles on the film reels :):):).

provoqd said...

As for the Inception part, I would agree with Ashish here. I was spell bound by the film and opened up new avenues of thoughts for me(I'm more of a thinking man, who loves to think in his own world!!). However, I equally enjoyed Dabanng, as i usually do with the occasional masti masala film.
So i do love all sorts of films but my inclination is more towards thought provoking films(science fiction being on the top :D:D:D)