Thursday, March 22, 2012

10 things you will never hear your husband say!

1. May I do the dishes today?

2. You look better with your hair open

3. I spoke to your mom today

4. Let me help you out today. I’ll get the grocery

5. You don’t have enough shoes. Let’s get some new shoes for you

6. Why don’t you call me at work?

7. Everybody loved the lunch I carried today

8. Let me take you out for an ice-cream

9. You have changed after marriage, you don’t love me anymore

10. You forgot our monthly anniversary


If you can think of anything else, feel free to post it in the comments box. Don't be scared of your husband ;)

7 comments:

parag said...

Stop whining Paalu :p
Admittedly am not a husband :D, but #1,2,4,6,7,8 happen all the time :p

Svarupa said...

How about "Have you lost weight?" ;)

Deepali Jamwal said...

@ Parag: Sweetheart, things chage the day after you are married. I used to get monthly anniversary flowers (without fail), and it stopped soon after we got married ;)

@Svarupa: hahaha... For sure, I've never heard him say that ;)

rajoojamwal said...

Ofcourse I say all these things to ur mom----I guess I am a different type of husband. Of course no dishes, no grocery but other aspects yes. Love u.

Deepali Jamwal said...

Yup Bapu, I can vouch for that. At least you compliment ma on her looks every now and then, you insist her on buying more shoes, you show off her cooking to the world, and you call her from office every hour :)
You are the best! Muah!

ashish@greatwhitenorth said...

Well #1,2,4 and sometimes #10 does occur with us. Don't lie my dearest :) And you still get flowers n cards every now n then! ;-)

provoqd said...

Hahaaha.....some of the things do sound out of the blue......
thats it....this calls for a '10 things you won't hear ur wife say'........bring it on guys
@ashish.....whatsay bro......:)